[ flat doesn’t seem to be deterred by eren’s response. for starters, he expected something along those lines (though he can’t help but think that “interesting to talk to” is, in fact something, but sure, eren) and because the honest conversation is something that flat appreciates. no having to read between the lines or having to try to interpret someone’s half truths.
quick, straightforward, and simple— it’s as efficient as it comes. flat couldn’t be any more delighted. ]
You’re pretty interesting, too, you know? You’re like a jaded antagonist that wants to destroy everything and start with a clean slate because you lost your faith in humanity after a life-changing event.
[ in other words: the opposite of flat’s viewpoint. but in flat’s eyes, even this is an experience worth digging into and enjoying anyways. ]
[Oops! He's been pretty good at guarding his innermost thoughts from prying minds thus far, but that little exclamation slips right through. He does the mental equivalent of clearing his throat, but the dull shock is probably still present somewhere in the background.
[Clearly, more has managed to slip through than he intended, Flat has some ability otherwise, or...his powers of deduction are shocking.]
[ though perhaps not easy to visualize due to the lack of physical presence, there is a moment of curious hesitation, not dissimilar to a dog tilting its head in confusion. did he say something totally off the mark? it'd be a shame if he insulted eren.
though when eren confirms it, flat's all cheer. ]
Oh, that's great! Well, sort of, I guess! But great that I got it right! [ looks like he just guessed? ] You reminded me of a friend of mine, and he's kind of similar. You both have the misanthropy thing going on pretty strongly, it's pretty interesting to see even if I don't agree with it!
It was pretty dicey for a while due to this and that, but eventually I got him to come around.
[ flat sounds genuinely pleased about this, but there's something not all that unlike the cat that got the canary. considering that his relationship with that person had only started because he was meant to kill flat... the place where they're at now is nothing short of a great success.
but that's not eren's story to hear, so he'll pivot the conversation again. ]
So, are you totally friendless or do you consider the people you're close to with a different term?
You're talking to a dead guy too, you know! And I think I have enough energy to continue trying to befriend people! Maybe your skill needs some optimizing?
’I decided a while ago I didn't want to make any more. I'm dead and it's tiring.’
[ flat parrots eren’s telepathic message back right at him— with a mental voice that is exactly like eren’s had been at that moment; same cadence and tone. ]
I mean, if you wanna say that you’re tired of making friends, then just say it with your chest. You’re DONE with friendship! You’ve hit your max quota, prospective applicants may exit stage left, do not pass go and do not collect 200.
Don’t blame it on being dead, though. That’s a silly thing to do!
Because as far as I know, right now your heart is beating and pumping blood into your brain and each of your limbs. You might be dead in your world, but you’re alive in this one, whether you like it or not.
[ and flat truly does wonder: does his dear teammate like it or not? ]
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[ flat doesn’t seem to be deterred by eren’s response. for starters, he expected something along those lines (though he can’t help but think that “interesting to talk to” is, in fact something, but sure, eren) and because the honest conversation is something that flat appreciates. no having to read between the lines or having to try to interpret someone’s half truths.
quick, straightforward, and simple— it’s as efficient as it comes. flat couldn’t be any more delighted. ]
You’re pretty interesting, too, you know? You’re like a jaded antagonist that wants to destroy everything and start with a clean slate because you lost your faith in humanity after a life-changing event.
[ in other words: the opposite of flat’s viewpoint. but in flat’s eyes, even this is an experience worth digging into and enjoying anyways. ]
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[Oops! He's been pretty good at guarding his innermost thoughts from prying minds thus far, but that little exclamation slips right through. He does the mental equivalent of clearing his throat, but the dull shock is probably still present somewhere in the background.
[Clearly, more has managed to slip through than he intended, Flat has some ability otherwise, or...his powers of deduction are shocking.]
That's quite the specific assessment.
Yeah. Fine. You're right about that.
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[ though perhaps not easy to visualize due to the lack of physical presence, there is a moment of curious hesitation, not dissimilar to a dog tilting its head in confusion. did he say something totally off the mark? it'd be a shame if he insulted eren.
though when eren confirms it, flat's all cheer. ]
Oh, that's great! Well, sort of, I guess! But great that I got it right! [ looks like he just guessed? ] You reminded me of a friend of mine, and he's kind of similar. You both have the misanthropy thing going on pretty strongly, it's pretty interesting to see even if I don't agree with it!
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[ flat sounds genuinely pleased about this, but there's something not all that unlike the cat that got the canary. considering that his relationship with that person had only started because he was meant to kill flat... the place where they're at now is nothing short of a great success.
but that's not eren's story to hear, so he'll pivot the conversation again. ]
So, are you totally friendless or do you consider the people you're close to with a different term?
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I could say that's because I barely know you, but you've already pegged me as a misanthrope, right?
[The tone is close to condescending, but Eren isn't offended.]
I decided a while ago I didn't want to make any more. I'm dead and it's tiring.
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[ in other words: skill issue, eren. ]
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[ flat parrots eren’s telepathic message back right at him— with a mental voice that is exactly like eren’s had been at that moment; same cadence and tone. ]
I mean, if you wanna say that you’re tired of making friends, then just say it with your chest. You’re DONE with friendship! You’ve hit your max quota, prospective applicants may exit stage left, do not pass go and do not collect 200.
Don’t blame it on being dead, though. That’s a silly thing to do!
Because as far as I know, right now your heart is beating and pumping blood into your brain and each of your limbs. You might be dead in your world, but you’re alive in this one, whether you like it or not.
[ and flat truly does wonder: does his dear teammate like it or not? ]
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Ha...
[Just that. Not quite a laugh, not quite not. It's a dry, bitter amusement.]
You're right about that too.
A lot of people probably take you for an idiot, don't they?
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Yeah, they do all the time!
WRAPPED >:3c