I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.
Aw, you think I’m cute? [With a wink and a hand under her chin, for good measure. It’s all a joke, of course.] I think I’m hilarious.
It’s true, you have no good reason. No moral one, either. [Get it?] But you’ve indulged my curiosity [nosiness, more like] this far, as I have yours! We can trade tragic backstories too, if you’d like.
[He would win, though. He’s got quite the life to speak of, clearly!]
[Still. His interest in this conversation may be flagging. Not good!] Of course, if you insist on keeping your life near and dear to your heart, I won’t pry. [Lie of the century!] Or we can rewind to that teeny thing you said about “profit”! Your call.
“Some would value loyalty over profit.” [This is said about as deadpan as she can manage. It’s a semi-intentional mockery.] I think even the most hardline utilitarian would be reluctant to call saving a thousand people profit, as if weighing lives is a money game.
Actually, now that you mention it— Let’s run with the hypothetical again, shall we? You wouldn’t phrase it as ‘saving’ the one or the thousand, only killing, is that right?
Hm! Indeed it is. And it’s the kind of question that usually gets asked by someone picking apart morals. Morals, values, what have you; all flimsy little ideas, as I think we’ve agreed.
But it’s a false premise. If we really want to save people, we find whoever tied them to the tracks. No?
[Val might as well have won the lottery. It’s no tragic backstory, but! Ha! Who needs file privileges to figure people out?]
Wonderful. [As ever, not a trace of sarcasm there. She claps her hands together with the word.] Well, not for everyone on your home’s metaphorical tracks. But it sounds like an awfully complex place, with too many moving parts to count! [You know, as states of existence should be.]
If I may, one last question. [A name? Tempting. But there are bigger matters at hand.] Who are you: the friend on the tracks, one of the faceless thousand, or the one at the lever? Or perhaps… [And this, she thinks, is the most intriguing option of all:] the one laying the tracks?
[Wow. He did not even counter everyone dying, friend and all.]
You’re quite the character, sir. [Sir Lever-puller. Hmm. She’ll figure out something better later.]
[A small, insincere salute, to concoude with gravitas. (That raised more questions, of course, but on occasion Valerie is a gal of her word.)] Lovely talk! May we never share a track.
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[What's he gonna do? Deny it?]
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And what terrible, horrible, no-good very-traumatizing things have made you so? [See, forget the B-movie. This is the riveting stuff.]
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Don't be cute.
What reason would I have to share any of that with you? You must think you're funny.
[It's not that he's particularly opposed to sharing the basics, but he doesn't like this girl's attitude.]
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Aw, you think I’m cute? [With a wink and a hand under her chin, for good measure. It’s all a joke, of course.] I think I’m hilarious.
It’s true, you have no good reason. No moral one, either. [Get it?] But you’ve indulged my curiosity [nosiness, more like] this far, as I have yours! We can trade tragic backstories too, if you’d like.
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[He'd win though (or so he thinks).]
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Who said it was a competition?
[He would win, though. He’s got quite the life to speak of, clearly!]
[Still. His interest in this conversation may be flagging. Not good!] Of course, if you insist on keeping your life near and dear to your heart, I won’t pry. [Lie of the century!] Or we can rewind to that teeny thing you said about “profit”! Your call.
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[Rewind it is, then!]
“Some would value loyalty over profit.” [This is said about as deadpan as she can manage. It’s a semi-intentional mockery.] I think even the most hardline utilitarian would be reluctant to call saving a thousand people profit, as if weighing lives is a money game.
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The question is hypothetical. No one's saving anyone. But they'll say they are if it makes them look good. Get it?
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Actually, now that you mention it— Let’s run with the hypothetical again, shall we? You wouldn’t phrase it as ‘saving’ the one or the thousand, only killing, is that right?
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Either, depending.
To save one, you condemn the other. That's the nature of the question.
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[She gets looks like that a lot.]
Hm! Indeed it is. And it’s the kind of question that usually gets asked by someone picking apart morals. Morals, values, what have you; all flimsy little ideas, as I think we’ve agreed.
But it’s a false premise. If we really want to save people, we find whoever tied them to the tracks. No?
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Assuming that enemy isn't complex.
Assuming you have the time.
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[For someone whose default expression is some kind of ingenuine grin, that will earn a very intrigued smirk.]
This isn’t a hypothetical to you, is it?
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Where I come from?
No. It isn't.
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[Val might as well have won the lottery. It’s no tragic backstory, but! Ha! Who needs file privileges to figure people out?]
Wonderful. [As ever, not a trace of sarcasm there. She claps her hands together with the word.] Well, not for everyone on your home’s metaphorical tracks. But it sounds like an awfully complex place, with too many moving parts to count! [You know, as states of existence should be.]
If I may, one last question. [A name? Tempting. But there are bigger matters at hand.] Who are you: the friend on the tracks, one of the faceless thousand, or the one at the lever? Or perhaps… [And this, she thinks, is the most intriguing option of all:] the one laying the tracks?
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There's no one lying on the tracks in this scenario. Only the loved one and the thousand - bound to them.
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Oh. Well, they all die, then. [That is a shame. She was hoping for something a little more difficult, here.]
But where [with extra emphasis] are you?
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[ . . . ]
[Wow. He did not even counter everyone dying, friend and all.]
You’re quite the character, sir. [Sir Lever-puller. Hmm. She’ll figure out something better later.]
[A small, insincere salute, to concoude with gravitas. (That raised more questions, of course, but on occasion Valerie is a gal of her word.)] Lovely talk! May we never share a track.
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We'll hope not for your sake.