PSL / MEME CONTINUATION

[abandonhumanity]

I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine
and rage the likes of which you would not believe.
If I cannot satisfy the one,
I will indulge the other.

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(I do. kisses the bride I mean slang)

[headhooligan]

[There’s just a split second when that blonde boy bobs beneath the waves—but then Aubrey’s under, and it’s all in good fun. Yeah?]

Pfbt. [Useless struggle, but she flails and splashes back anyway.] You wish. [>:P]

1/2

[abandonhumanity]

[He nips at her mouth when her tongue comes out.]

I won't relent.

[Something, something, keep moving forward--

[He dunks her again.]

2/2

[rollcharisma]

[A shocking twist of events! Here comes Armin from the blue corner! He tackles Eren from behind, hooking his arms under the other's and thrusting them both backward into the water. Aubrey is freed!]

[headhooligan]

[Aubrey’s about to bite back when Armin flings ’im.]

Hey! I wasn’t done yet! [Thanks for your valiant efforts, Armin! Aubrey dives in to drag them both up by the scruff.]

1/2

[abandonhumanity]

[Eren, as he's grabbed, breaching out of the water like a mermaid:]

He's the enemy, Aubrey.

2/2

[rollcharisma]

I was rescuing you!

[headhooligan]

[Glaring, for approximately two seconds:]
Well. Now I don’t know who to trust.

[And immediately descending into a giggle fit. You get a splash in the face, and you get a splash in the face—!]

1/2

[rollcharisma]

[Morality dies under the conditions of war--]

2/2

[abandonhumanity]

[BODY SLAM.]

[headhooligan]

[His mistake! Now Aubrey can grab Eren and actually bite his lip, maybe harder than strictly necessary—punctuated by a headbutt to the chest.]

[abandonhumanity]

[Had he breath to knock out, he'd be breathless; as it is, he's breathless anyway - and now his lip is bleeding.]

That's it.

[Aubrey will now be hoisted out of the water and over his shoulder, as if she is nothing more than a sack of potatoes in a cyan bow.]

2/2

[rollcharisma]

[He's a bit scandalized by the lip-biting, but--]

I'm sorry, Aubrey. I tried to save you.

[He didn't.]

[headhooligan]

H– Hey! [It’s a laughing protest. To both of them:] How dare you!

Put me down!

1/2

[rollcharisma]

Wait!

Aubrey!

[A useless hand reaches for his bow-headed friend--]

2/2

[abandonhumanity]

[She is unceremoniously (but carefully) dumped into the ocean.]

[headhooligan]

[Yeah, she asked for that.]

[Aubrey’s still sputtering when she comes up, fixing that drenched bow. She’ll take Armin’s hand to stand if he’s still offering.]

You’re lucky I’m not— You know, if I was anywhere near as strong as you guys [Eren, she’s looking at Eren], you’d be toast.

[ . . .  Do they know what that is? ]

1/4

[rollcharisma]

[Armin does indeed help her up, laughing brightly himself. They're all soaked through to the bone by now.]

2/4

[abandonhumanity]

Armin's not as strong as me.

3/5 I meant

[rollcharisma]

Hey!

4/5

[abandonhumanity]

Armin's a wimp.

5/5

[rollcharisma]

Hey!

[headhooligan]

Oh, come on. [Aubrey’s briefly distracted as she takes off her headband wholesale, because wringing that bow out is the most important thing. Still playful as ever, though:] I’m sure you’re right, but no need to rub it in.

[As she fixes that token accessory back in place, she’s about to look up with another blep—and belatedly notices.] Oh, shit, did I…? [Y’know. The lip.] Sorry about that. [although she’s kinda not lbr—]

1/2

[rollcharisma]

[At Aubrey now, laughing:]

Hey. I'm plenty strong, thanks. Do you know how much muscle it takes to operate that ODM gear?

2/2

[abandonhumanity]

[To Aubrey:] I've survived worse.

[To Armin:] She doesn't know what that is.

[headhooligan]

I do, actually. [Where’d it go, anyway?] Armin showed me! He makes it look easy—and I know, [to the showoff himself,] it’s been years. Gotta admit, you are pretty strong.