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abandonhumanity) wrote2023-09-26 12:38 pm
abandonhumanity) wrote2023-09-26 12:38 pm
PSL / MEME CONTINUATION
I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine
and rage the likes of which you would not believe.
If I cannot satisfy the one,
I will indulge the other.
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Your so smart Army I’m so glad tour smart
Arm
Armin
[Texting at this hour sucks.]
IDK what Mikasas problem is like
O.K. Just let him fucking drive??,?
See we know better
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Mikasa’s right not to want Eren to drive, but why wouldn’t she just go get him herself?
[Because Eren would let Aubrey pick him up - would not let Mikasa (unless he had no other choice); Mikasa, who would definitely back down if the argument became “I’m driving or I’m not coming.”]
Nevermind. I get the picture.
Why is Eren coming home now…?
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If I said no would you buy it
[She’s in no condition to explain the reference Armin seems to have missed, either. Bless his heart.]
****i*** don’t get the pic she should know better
Anyway idfk why maybe its a festival thing
Festive
Like
[Screenshot numero dos: the conversation-starter. No pretense no context no nothin’.]
I think he misery home but idk why now
Misses
[Not unlikely that Aubrey’s completely forgetting an anniversary or some other personal occasion.]
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I'd blame Eren more than Mikasa for however that conversation went. I'm sure you know what I mean.
[After all, Aubrey is the reigning Queen of Conversations With Eren That Go Badly.]
I can't think of anything particularly significant happening around this time of year.
Eren's a sentimental person. I bet you he saw one of those nostalgic Halloween videos on Facebook reels and started getting emotional.
Something must have reminded him of home. That's all.
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[She sure is. Queen of Being Pissy at Mikasa For Things No One Is Holding Aubrey At Gunpoint To Do, also:]
I sure fucking do but come ON
If he’s so hellbent on coming down then you drive him so he doesn’t end up on channeling 5 news
Basic math 🤪
Ugh whatever I’m sure ill find out why soon or later
He seemed nostalgia
C
[You know. The Spot(TM).]
You want him for a day btw?
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Look. That isn't important. You're getting him. That's good.
As for you offering me temporary custody of my best friend - thanks a bunch, but I'm pretty sure Eren will be the one to decide whether or not I'm fit to hang out with. Anyway, I've got plans.
[Plans he will...very likely be putting on hold if Eren calls him up.]
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[Armin writes a lot and Aubrey is not awake enough for it. Never mind who started this conversation and keeps spamming him with corrections.]
LMAO good luck with those plans
Mine are hot garbage I think I burned at least 2 brides tonight
Bridges
[Mikasa, potentially. Considering the whole “tell Armin to warn Mikasa that Eren will be here early” plan has flown out the window and crash-landed with prejudice.]
TF are you doing up anyway
is Floch one of the brides you burned
I just have a friend over.
[A bridge he's really hoping not to burn--]
with just a little less impulse control, you too can arson the jaegerist household!
[Finally, some good fucking topic change.]
You??
3 AM with a “friend”??
I can't believe I get to use the trapped in an amulet icon
It's not what it sounds like, anyway!
let him out!!!
That doesn’t help Alert :))))
Alret
Arlerlt
Fuck it
Who’s the friennnnnd
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You know Annie. Leonhart? We all went to high school together. She did ROTC with Eren.
[His face is on fire. He's glad Annie is sleeping. It's kind of a "there's a cat purring in your lap and you dare not move an inch in case you scare it away" kind of scenario, hence his own wakefulness.]
[A tiny Eren with little red devil wings lands on Aubrey's left shoulder. "You have got to bust his balls for this," he says. Likewise, a tiny Eren with big fluffy angel wings lands on her right shoulder. "He's right. You have got to bust his balls for this."]no subject
[Both tiny shoulder Erens are getting a hearty fistbump.
[S] Bust balls.]OMG how did I not guess
You only made 😍😍😍 @her every spare minute don’t think no one notice
d
[No… this won’t do. She must add detail.]
Like remember that one time someone went around leaving “secret admiration” letters
S2G you lit up like a siren every time lion girl passed you for weeks it was like
Get a room!!!!!
It took some years but congrats!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉💕
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, and it’s not like Aubrey can talk about being blush-prone, but… genuinely. She’s happy for the guy! The guy and his kinda-weird distant loner gf!]no subject
[He may have done those things.
He did those things.]Well, I liked her, of course, but I didn't act like some lovesick puppy or anything!
We've been friends a long time is all. That's all we are now too.
[...]
Nothing official, you know?
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[
But did he do her—]“ I didn't act like some lovesick puppy or anything! We’ve” aww your just missing a “baka” <3 [Ongoing Queen of Having Absolutely No Place To Talk.]
BFFS wide awake at 3 AM for platonic reasons I see how it is :)
Ill keep your secret if you insist
But your not fooling anyone :)
[Got damn is it annoying to be a serious menace when autocorrect keeps using the wrong “you’re.”]
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I’m not trying to fool anyone. All I meant is that this was unexpected, and as far as I know we aren’t anything other than friends - officially.
Also, she’s asleep right now.
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You figured it out 🌟
[He almost certainly knew two messages into this exchange, if even that.]
“officially.” :)
That’s so godforesaken cute [she meant “goddamn” but whatever] you and your sleepy lion girl zzzz
Wait
Is she your “plans”
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Oh no fucking way
Not the costume party at the [and here we suffer for Omori’s lack of surnames, but it’s one Armin might faintly recognize as belonging to a kid a couple grades down. Aubrey used to hang out with him a lot.] house???.?
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Why…?
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Kill
Me
LMAOOO you are never gonna believed what bridges are in fire tonight
[Ha! Ha ha! ha! This is! fantastic! She’s so! glad! she texted Armin at ass-o-clock in the morning! and can’t sleep! and has no hope of it now!!!!1!]
Ur gonna hear Kim bitching about me sooooo much 💀
[Kim being, for the record, a punk from a grade down (not the kid whose house it is, but close to him) who’s always seemed to like Aubrey. Like-like Aubrey. On account of Eren it has never gone anywhere.
[Armin may or may not be privvy to that whole mess, but Aubrey proceeds as if he is entirely in-the-know anyway.]
She asked me to match costumes it was gonna be this whole thiiiiiiiinng
You’d think I was breaking up with her she took it so shit lmfao
But like
Do I blame her
🙃
Listen if you see her
[A pause, in the rapidfire.]
Eren
That’s it you know how it fucking is
crowd applauding at armin wearing a little hat
Do you want to talk about it?
[Because he does understand (to an extent) the Kim situation, but what he understands infinitely more is that when Eren is in town, he sees whoever he wants, whenever he wants, regardless of what their plans are, and 90% of the people he wants to see are Aubrey.
[There's no way this could have been avoided. He can't even pretend to give advice.]
Maybe it won't be so bad.
👏👏👏👏👏 (it’s me im crowd)
Ugh you know how it is
Same shit different day
[Which isn’t a no, but, come on. They’ve been over The Eren Situation to hell and back, and Armin’s trying to have a nice night with his totally-not-girlfriend. Sure, a few details are new, and there’s this nagging feeling this might really be a point of no return (in what way, hell if Aubrey knows), but it’s all just a fresh saddle on the same zombified horse.
[…Right?]
Ill be fine I just need to sleep
Your right it could be worse
Just gonna be a sedimentary weekend and then he goes back
* Sentiment
Al
And as usual we [ha, ha ha, “we”] just get to clean up the rest
[There’s a slight temptation to mention who (derogatory) Eren will be going back to, in case Armin has yet to be enlightened on that front… but, uh, not tonight. Poor guy’s been interrupted enough.]
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I get you. It sucks.
I do hope I get to see him though. It's been a while.
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Sure does
A while?
Like since he moved or ?
[Huh. Yeah, it is a little weird that Armin didn’t know about this visit, isn’t it…?]
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