[This is such a chill, nice, fun conversation they're having. Literally so nice.

Akechi isn't trying to lift his legs with all the force in his lanky shrimp body - not at all. Definitely isn't getting riled because nothing is happening and he's effectively trapped. Can't move away, up, or out. Can't kick him. Can't do shit.]

Oh, I share just fine. She would have a spot here - I'm always amenable to the needs of others, even if it's unexpected. Eren, on the other hand, seems incapable of not taking up someone's personal space. Would you like some counseling about that? I'm sure Maruki-san would make a special exception for you.