PSL / MEME CONTINUATION

[abandonhumanity]

I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine
and rage the likes of which you would not believe.
If I cannot satisfy the one,
I will indulge the other.

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TFLN: Texts From Lbefore Nthebreakup

[headhooligan]

(ooc: continued from)

ok let’s say that was tempting
what are the perks, my liege

[abandonhumanity]

uhhhhh
continental breakfast

[headhooligan]

we don’t need a cult for that, silly

[Relationship deterioration be damned; if he says the word she’ll make it. Non-small chance that’s still on the table post-breakup (if pre-move), really.]

[abandonhumanity]

[A small but not insignificant reason he'd really like for this to work out.]

other perks:
you get to tell people what to do

not as much as me though
and you can't tell me what to do

[headhooligan]

correction, i can tell you what to do /plenty/
i just can’t make you /listen/ :P

you think cultists would be any better?

[abandonhumanity]

yes because while you tell them what to do ill be standing behind them like this

(picture me dragging my finger across my throat and making a "fuck with me try it" face)

one of these days I will get an icon with a more subtle “>:)” face

[headhooligan]

[She should not be encouraging this, but like:]
atta boy
<3

lbr though what would we possibly be asking of them

[abandonhumanity]

an army with which we can raze the world to dust

obviously

[headhooligan]

[After a pause:]
how romantic....... [Up to him whether that’s sarcasm or not.]

i gotta say, i never pinned you as the “remake the world in my image” type
*my/our/whatever

[abandonhumanity]

I kinda just wanna do it for fun

[He’s clearly kidding! Right?]

[headhooligan]

no right
“ironically” and all that

[Come to think of it, was that a word he used or did Aubrey…?

[Well.
[Kidding keeps the peace.]

alright you infiltrate the cult, you spite zeke, raze the world
then what

[abandonhumanity]

well the people I like get to live so

we’ll have a barbecue or something

[headhooligan]

world’s end bbq

[We gonna just casually skim over the “the people I like get to live”?]

i can dig it 🥂

[She’ll feel weird about this conversation later.]

[abandonhumanity]

[He will not.]

I’ll text zeke rn

[Things Eren Jaeger Never Says for 600]

[headhooligan]

what

[abandonhumanity]

I’m clearly kidding

Or am I

[headhooligan]

no, for real
seriously??

[abandonhumanity]

Aubrey
I love you

You could not pay me to text my brother

[headhooligan]

ok thank fuck

 

 

it’s hard to tell when you’re kidding sometimes