[At her disbelief, Eren snorts again, but it's a bit more humorless than the last. He's not exactly happy about that entire situation; he won't admit its his fault, of course. Landlords are fucking parasites and deserve to have their lives threatened. It's fine.]
I'm not kidding.
I got evicted, so I needed somewhere to go. Piece of shit landlord - lives two states away in a million dollar McMansion. I bet he really gets off on robbing poor people of their housing after doubling their rent so he can afford his next trip to Cabo.
Maybe I really should kill him.
[He might have a harassment lawsuit pending. Anyway!]
Floch and Yelena are my friends. Sorry that you can't stand that. They gave me somewhere to go just like they always have.
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[At her disbelief, Eren snorts again, but it's a bit more humorless than the last. He's not exactly happy about that entire situation; he won't admit its his fault, of course. Landlords are fucking parasites and deserve to have their lives threatened. It's fine.]
I'm not kidding.
I got evicted, so I needed somewhere to go. Piece of shit landlord - lives two states away in a million dollar McMansion. I bet he really gets off on robbing poor people of their housing after doubling their rent so he can afford his next trip to Cabo.
Maybe I really should kill him.
[He might have a harassment lawsuit pending. Anyway!]
Floch and Yelena are my friends. Sorry that you can't stand that. They gave me somewhere to go just like they always have.